Bovine Humor Gifts

'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Snowmobull

Motorherd

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Honk if you love me!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Cow writer.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I hate it..."

Moo! OOM!

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!