Cow Humor Gifts

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cow Show Tunes

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Moo Out Loud

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Of Mice and Men.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Honk if you love me!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cow writer.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I hate it..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Moo! OOM!

"You're famous, Angus."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'