It's not the being pooed on I hate, it's the god damn waiting I can't stand!
Cow Humor Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for a gift for a cow humor enthusiast? Our collection of witty, cow-inspired products adds a farmyard twist to humor lovers' collections. From playful designs on mugs to quirky t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect laugh for anyone who appreciates bovine comedy. Each item is designed to bring smiles and a little silliness, making your gift-giving memorable.
50 shades of brown.
Bubble Gum Farms.
Cow Show Tunes
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Moo Out Loud
"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"
Cow writer.
'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'
"Try to blame that one on the dog."
Rogue elephant
The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.
Vulture proclaims its love for highways.
Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!
"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."
"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"
Swine flu
"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''
Snowman carrot substitute.
Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.
"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."
"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"
'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'
"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"
....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!
YAAY! Slam dump!
"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"
'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'
Grassy breath?
You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.
Triple Sock Cow
"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."
Cow Humor Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Cow Humor Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of cow humor mugs and find the perfect funny gift to brighten any coffee or tea time.
Cow Humor Enthusiast Pillows
Discover cozy cow humor pillows that add a whimsical touch to any room and make for delightful gifts.
Cow Humor Enthusiast Prints
Browse our playful cow-inspired prints and elevate your wall decor with farmyard fun and wit.
Cow Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our range of humorous cow-themed t-shirts—great for casual wear and guaranteed to bring smiles.