"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''
Cow Joke Enjoyer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a cow joke enjoyer? Explore our witty and amusing products featuring hilarious bovine humor. From mugs to prints, add a bit of farmyard fun to their day. Perfect for those who appreciate the lighter side of livestock, these items bring smiles and chuckles. Whether it's for a dedicated farmer, a joke lover, or someone with a moo-ving sense of humor, you'll find exactly what you need to celebrate their love of cows and comedy.
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
Bubble Gum Farms.
Cow Show Tunes
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Moo Out Loud
Cow writer.
Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!
"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"
"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."
Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.
Snowman carrot substitute.
....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!
"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"
Grassy breath?
"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"
YAAY! Slam dump!
Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!
Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.
Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!
"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."
Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."
"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."
Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.
'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'
Cows buying from 'Pants R us'
A Reversing Cow
"Guess what! I didn't even know I was broken but tomorrow I'm gonna get 'fixed!'"
Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!
Milk truck with udders.
Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.
'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'
Farmer has cows that give 1% and 2 % fat content.
"Stop WAFTING!"
'He says he's here to help us but I don't trust him.'
Cow Joke Enjoyer Gifts Collection
Cow Joke Enjoyer Mugs
Check out our collection of moo-ving cow joke mugs—perfect for anyone who loves a splash of humor with their morning coffee.
Cow Joke Enjoyer Pillows
Discover our humorous cow joke pillows—perfect for cozying up or adding light-hearted charm to any room.
Cow Joke Enjoyer Prints
Browse through our witty cow joke prints and bring some farmyard humor into your home decor with a playful twist.
Cow Joke Enjoyer T-Shirts
Explore our fun cow joke t-shirts—ideal for those who love humor and farm life, adding a humorous touch to everyday casual wear.