Cow Comedy Fan Gifts

Farmer has cows that give 1% and 2 % fat content.

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Moo Out Loud

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dog traps the postman.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Working from Home

YAAY! Slam dump!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Grassy breath?

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

"He's a bird-dog."

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Well, if I had to guess -- I'd say it's undigested homework."

'We couldn't find a donor heart, so we implanted 13 chipmunk hearts.'

"These stupid seeds are frozen!" "I can't feel my hooves..." "Our little drinking pond is now a hockey rink! We're doomed!!" "Proof that animals hate winter."