Cow Humor Lovers Gifts

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Snowman carrot substitute.

Triple Sock Cow

Grassy breath?

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

YAAY! Slam dump!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"I love it!"

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Udder Horns.

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

A Reversing Cow

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!