Cow Humor Aficionado Gifts

Halloweener's counter-measures in place Ma'am!

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Snowman carrot substitute.

Shop for cats

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Warbling on the First Date

YAAY! Slam dump!

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Triple Sock Cow