'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'
Cow Humor Fan Gifts
If you know someone who can't get enough of cow jokes and humorous farmyard fun, our collection is just the ticket. From amusing mugs to playful pillows, these gifts are perfect for lightening up their day with a touch of pasture humor. Celebrate their quirky sense of humor with items that feature hilarious bovine antics, making every day a little more fun and farm-tastic.
Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!
Hop, skip and dump.
Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Bubble Gum Farms.
Cow Show Tunes
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"Author does not do tricks."
Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'
'Oh Hi!'
The only time cats are known to laugh.
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
The americanisation of vulture.
For heavens sake,put some make-up on!
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,
Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"
Moo Out Loud
"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."
'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'
'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'
Where Shaving Cream Comes From
Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.
'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'
"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"
"This isn't helping my migraine."
"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
Cow writer.
Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.
'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'
'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'
Cow Humor Fan Gifts Collection
Cow Humor Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of cow humor mugs for a funny and charming way to start every morning with a laugh.
Cow Humor Fan Pillows
Discover our humorous cow-themed pillows to bring a playful and comfortable touch to any room.
Cow Humor Fan Prints
Browse our collection of cow humor prints and add a humorous farmyard vibe to their home or office.
Cow Humor Fan T-Shirts
Check out our cow humor t-shirts and add some farmyard fun to their wardrobe with witty, amusing designs.