Cow Humor Lover Gifts

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

Milk truck with udders.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

'He says he's here to help us but I don't trust him.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The Stock Market.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Snowman carrot substitute.

Grassy breath?

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Triple Sock Cow

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."

"Dad, what's cow hide used for?"

"I love it!"

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Udder Horns.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'