Cow Humor Lover Prints

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

Milk truck with udders.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

'He says he's here to help us but I don't trust him.'

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The Stock Market.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Snowman carrot substitute.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

YAAY! Slam dump!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Triple Sock Cow

Grassy breath?

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"Dad, what's cow hide used for?"

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"I love it!"

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Udder Horns.

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

A Reversing Cow

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

"She's possessed by the devil!"