Cow Humor Aficionado Mugs

Halloweener's counter-measures in place Ma'am!

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Moo Out Loud

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Snowman carrot substitute.

Shop for cats

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Warbling on the First Date

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Triple Sock Cow

YAAY! Slam dump!