Cow Humor Mugs

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Snowmobull

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Of Mice and Men.

"Honk if you love me!"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Cow writer.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I hate it..."

Moo! OOM!

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"You're famous, Angus."