Cow Humorist Gifts

A Reversing Cow

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

YAAY! Slam dump!

'We have an exit strategy, but you're not going to like it!'

Organic cowpies!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Cow Show Tunes

"Yes, one is a dog."

Hats and Food

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Scuba cow"

Motorherd

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Now turn your head and bark."