Wind-up cows
Cow Comedist Gifts
If you're shopping for someone with a funny bone and a love for humor involving cows, you'll find a range of playful and amusing items. Perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh with their bovine banter, our collection features creative designs that will delight cow lovers and comedy fans alike. Whether for a joke-teller or someone who appreciates light-hearted humor, these products add a touch of whimsy and wit to any setting.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
Bubble Gum Farms.
Cow Show Tunes
Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.
Motorherd
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Moo Out Loud
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'
We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.
"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"
Cow writer.
'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...
Moo! OOM!
Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!
'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'
"And here are today's categories...."
Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!
"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."
Fish swimming in a pint of beer.
"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."
"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"
"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"
Snowman carrot substitute.
Grass: We lost some good men today!
Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.
"The human is back - act normal."
"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."
"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."
"Did you just tweet?"
"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."
"Can I barrow your pen?"
Cow Comedist Gifts Collection
Cow Comedist Mugs
Explore more cow comic humor with our collection of amusing mugs that are perfect for anyone who loves to start their day with a laugh.
Cow Comedist Pillows
Bring humor home with our cow comedy pillows, perfect for adding playful charm and comfort to any sofa or bed.
Cow Comedist Prints
Enhance your space with our humorous cow art prints, designed to brighten any wall with wit and bovine charm.
Cow Comedist T-Shirts
Check out our funny cow-themed t-shirts that are sure to become a conversation starter and a part of your casual, comic style.