Cow Comedist Mugs

Wind-up cows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Cow Show Tunes

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Motorherd

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Cow writer.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"And here are today's categories...."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Snowman carrot substitute.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Can I barrow your pen?"

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"The human is back - act normal."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"Did you just tweet?"