Cow Comedy Lover Mugs

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Show Tunes

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Moo Out Loud

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Rapunzcow

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Farmer Christmas.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Cow Pilot.

They soon changed their name..

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

The Stock Market.

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Cow outboard engine

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Snowman carrot substitute.