Cow Comedy Lover Pillows

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Bubble Gum Farms.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Show Tunes

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Moo Out Loud

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Get on with it!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Rapunzcow

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Farmer Christmas.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

They soon changed their name..

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Cow Pilot.

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The Stock Market.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Methane Emissions

Snowman carrot substitute.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Where Scottish milk comes from.