Cow Joke Lover Pillows

"Yes! I ate your parents and your Anty's the sofa! But, you need to get pas this and we need to get on living together!"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Show Tunes

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Moo Out Loud

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!

Cow writer.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Rapunzcow

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Farmer Christmas.

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

Cow Pilot.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

They soon changed their name..

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

The Stock Market.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Methane Emissions

Snowman carrot substitute.