Cow Humor Enthusiast Pillows

It's not the being pooed on I hate, it's the god damn waiting I can't stand!

50 shades of brown.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Swine flu

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Snowman carrot substitute.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Grassy breath?

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

Triple Sock Cow

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."