Cow-themed Humor Lovers Pillows

'Pawn to king's rook four.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Snowman carrot substitute.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

YAAY! Slam dump!

Grassy breath?

Working from Home

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

A Reversing Cow

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

"She's possessed by the devil!"

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

Milk truck with udders.

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'