Cow Comedy Fan Pillows

Farmer has cows that give 1% and 2 % fat content.

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Moo Out Loud

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow Show Tunes

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dog traps the postman.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Working from Home

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Grassy breath?

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"He's a bird-dog."

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"Well, if I had to guess -- I'd say it's undigested homework."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

Udder Horns.

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole

"These stupid seeds are frozen!" "I can't feel my hooves..." "Our little drinking pond is now a hockey rink! We're doomed!!" "Proof that animals hate winter."

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'