Cow Joke Fan Pillows

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

A cow with a Brazilian.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A cow on a drip.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Snowman carrot substitute.

Working from Home

Grassy breath?

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"The genetically modified corn wants us to knock it off with the crop circles."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

How do I know it's yours?

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

A heifer you can't refuse,...

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

Cow pencil fly rubber.

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Udder Horns.

Occidental