Cow Joke Fan Prints

Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Snowman carrot substitute.

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Grassy breath?

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Working from Home

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

YAAY! Slam dump!

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"The genetically modified corn wants us to knock it off with the crop circles."

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

How do I know it's yours?

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

Cow pencil fly rubber.

A heifer you can't refuse,...

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Occidental