Cow Comedist T-Shirts

Wind-up cows

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Motorherd

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Cow writer.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"And here are today's categories...."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Snowman carrot substitute.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"The human is back - act normal."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Did you just tweet?"

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Can I barrow your pen?"