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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Motorherd

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Snowman carrot substitute.

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

YAAY! Slam dump!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"O.K.—I've got the tongue."

This one is yours!

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

A Reversing Cow

"She's possessed by the devil!"

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

"I want you to cut down on the salt lick!"

Milk truck with udders.