Cow Comedian T-Shirts

Make them smile with a cow-inspired t-shirt that showcases their love for bovine comedy. Fun, witty, and comfortable—ideal for casual wear or farmer's market outings.

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'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.' mockup

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

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"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn." mockup

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

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"Oh, the irony! I've become lactose intolerant."

"Oh, the irony! I've become lactose intolerant." mockup

"Oh, the irony! I've become lactose intolerant."

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Snowman carrot substitute.

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"Stop WAFTING!"

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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people. mockup

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie" mockup

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

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Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!' mockup

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

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"No no, I said sit!!"

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'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?' mockup

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?' mockup

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

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"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

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'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.' mockup

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

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Cow Show Tunes

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"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food" mockup

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

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"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?" mockup

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

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"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over." mockup

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

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Motorherd

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'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.' mockup

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

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His Master's Thesis.

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Moo Out Loud

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'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.' mockup

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

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'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!' mockup

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

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"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!" mockup

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

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Dogs life

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"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that." mockup

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

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"I finally caught you... now what?" mockup

"I finally caught you... now what?"

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Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry. mockup

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

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"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

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'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!' mockup

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

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Menu: Wet food. Dry food

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"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

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