I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!
Cow Comedians Gifts
Looking for a gift for a cow comedian or someone who loves quirky humor about bovines? Our quirky collection celebrates the lighter side of farm life and comedy. From amusing mugs to funny t-shirts, these products are designed to tickle everyone's funny bone and add a dash of bovine wit to everyday life. Surprise your favorite jokester with a gift that’s as playful and unique as they are.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
Bubble Gum Farms.
Cow Show Tunes
Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
Motorherd
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
Moo Out Loud
'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.
Cow writer.
Moo! OOM!
Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!
Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!
"And here are today's categories...."
'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'
"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."
Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.
"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"
Grass: We lost some good men today!
Snowman carrot substitute.
"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."
"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"
"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."
'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'
....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!
"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"
YAAY! Slam dump!
The Cud Food Guide
Dachshund Yoga
'He's paralysed from the neck down.'
"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."
Cow Comedians Gifts Collection
Cow Comedians Mugs
Explore our full range of cow comedian mugs for more humorous expressions and cheeky designs that will moo-vel your mornings.
Cow Comedians Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with hilarious cow quotes and illustrations to bring farmyard fun into your living space.
Cow Comedians Prints
Browse our funny cow prints to add a whimsical and humorous touch to your home decor with a bovine twist.
Cow Comedians T-Shirts
Check out our collection of cow-themed t-shirts, packed with witty slogans and funny images for those who love to wear their humor on their sleeve.