Cow Comedians Pillows

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Motorherd

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Cow writer.

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"And here are today's categories...."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Snowman carrot substitute.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

YAAY! Slam dump!

The Cud Food Guide

Dachshund Yoga

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."