Cows And Comedy Fan Gifts

Out of milk, out of work.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

The Stock Market.

Snowman carrot substitute.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Mc Seven

Grassy breath?

Working from Home

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Udder Horns.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

Milk truck with udders.

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

Hop, skip and dump.

"Stop WAFTING!"