Cow Joke Collector Gifts

Over the edge...

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Why Cows Leave Home

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'It's an own goal!'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."

Uniporn

Deer Crossing

Groucho Chicken

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

Steam Roller

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!