Cow Comedy Collectors Gifts

"Hey, stupid cows! Moooooooo! Come on! Give me a mooooo!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow Show Tunes

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Moo Out Loud

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Snowman carrot substitute.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Stampede!!'

'You two, sort it out!'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Noah's Ark

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Eye Bank.