Cow Comedy Collectors Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Cow Show Tunes

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Moo Out Loud

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Snowman carrot substitute.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'You two, sort it out!'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

'Stampede!!'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Noah's Ark

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy