Animal Humor Collectors Gifts

'You two, sort it out!'

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

You complete me!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Ostrich Curoisities

Mouse with a cat cake.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."