Bovine Humor Fan Gifts

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Udder Horns.

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

Moo Out Loud

Cow writer.

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

YAAY! Slam dump!

Triple Sock Cow

The Cud Food Guide

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"I love it!"

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Soap Box

A Reversing Cow

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!

A night at the moovies