Bovine Banter Gifts

'MILK ME!'

'I just thought if I got away from the barn, I could have some privacy.'

They're short of staff!

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

Cow's Speech Bubbles.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Motorherd

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Zoom Rodeos

The Cud Food Guide

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Triple Sock Cow

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

"I love it!"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Udder Horns.

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards