Bovine Banterer Gifts

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Sipsies?"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Triple Sock Cow

The Cud Food Guide

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Almost ready Sir!

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

They're short of staff!

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"I love it!"

'I hate harmonica music.'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'