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"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"Sipsies?"

The Cud Food Guide

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Triple Sock Cow

"Who's a pretty boy?"

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Almost ready Sir!

They're short of staff!

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"I love it!"

'I hate harmonica music.'