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'I hate harmonica music.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

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Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Wine Talking

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Sipsies?"

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Fined Dining

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

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'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"It's the big guy."

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

Daily horoscope: Taurus.

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"