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'I hate harmonica music.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Wine Talking

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Sipsies?"

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

"Who's a pretty boy?"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

Fined Dining

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

"It's the big guy."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

Daily horoscope: Taurus.