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'What on earth is this?'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

Easter Bunny

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

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"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"The rabbit got lost."

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

'They must be trash fish!'

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

'I hate harmonica music.'

Carrot reading.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

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