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'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Disco Bunny.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

Easter Egg Delivery

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Dust Bunny

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."