Bunny Banter Lovers Gifts

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Disco Bunny.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

'Your future looks charming.'

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Dust Bunny

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.