Bunny Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Oliver "Bugsy" Bigelow

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Disco Bunny.

Penguin

Surprise in the salad bowl

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"Which one's yours?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

Stockwell's day

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Dust Bunny