Bunny Banter Enthusiast Gifts

"Your fly is open."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Disco Bunny.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Magic Tricks

"Gimme the carrot!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Which one's yours?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Stockwell's day

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Easter Egg Island

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'