Bunny Enthusiast Gifts

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

"Still doing the egg thing?"

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

'You drew a real cute little furry bunny. Does mommy know that's a copyright infringement of the Real Cute Little Furry Bunny Studios?'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Rabbit pulls down fellow rabbit's ears as photo is taken, instead of making 'rabbit ears'.

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'

"We have reason to believe you're co-rabbiting whilst in receipt of benefit."

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!

Happy 2023 Chinese New Year of the Rabbit

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Sleeping Bunny

'So, baby 6 is very small, baby 10 fights with baby 2, baby 7 has a rash, and baby 13's fur is odd.'

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'Yes, you're right! We have increased our initial investment.'

'I told you not to give Jenny a male and female rabbit for Easter!'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

"So then Mr. Brewster, who was a cost analyst for an advertising agency, drove his car all the way from Westport, Connecticut, to New York City!"

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

Easter Bunny Inc.

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

'Stop grumbling. The cable guy will be here tomorrow.'

"There you go again, repeating yourself."