Bunny Enthusiast Gifts

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'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"You are one sick rabbit."

"The entire time you were talking to Marissa you had a piece of spinach between your teeth."

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

"Still doing the egg thing?"

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'You drew a real cute little furry bunny. Does mommy know that's a copyright infringement of the Real Cute Little Furry Bunny Studios?'

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family

Rabbit pulls down fellow rabbit's ears as photo is taken, instead of making 'rabbit ears'.

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'

Happy 2023 Chinese New Year of the Rabbit

"We have reason to believe you're co-rabbiting whilst in receipt of benefit."

'So, baby 6 is very small, baby 10 fights with baby 2, baby 7 has a rash, and baby 13's fur is odd.'

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'I told you not to give Jenny a male and female rabbit for Easter!'

'Yes, you're right! We have increased our initial investment.'

37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!

Sleeping Bunny

Easter Bunny at the proctologist

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"So then Mr. Brewster, who was a cost analyst for an advertising agency, drove his car all the way from Westport, Connecticut, to New York City!"