Bunny Banterer Gifts

'What on earth is this?'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Easter Bunny

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'Psst...e=mc?.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

David Letterman

'They must be trash fish!'

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"The rabbit got lost."

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

Carrot reading.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'I hate harmonica music.'

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

"Anyone here named Hippity?"