Bunny Raconteur Gifts

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Happy Easter

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Easter Bunny

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Easter Island

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Easter bunny

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

Easter Rabid

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

Max Beerbohm

Bunny in People Slippers.

"The rabbit got lost."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Chocolate Easter Bunnies multiplying

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

'Come on inside, baby. Let me show you where the magic happens.'