Rabbit Raconteur Gifts

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Non Thought For The Day.

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

How Platypuses Are Born

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

The world's oldest braided rug

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

'It's a cheeky little wine!'

Cat being guarded by security mice.

'Down on the farm!'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

Businessman As A Weather Vane

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

"What's that welt, Gracie?"

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

In their secret campaign to enslave humanity, the machines make their first big misstep with Artificial Sincerity.