Rambling Raconteur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the rambling raconteur? Whether they’re spinning stories on stage or sharing hilarious anecdotes at home, our curated collection of funny and thoughtful items will delight any creative storyteller. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that complements their love for narrative and humor. Show them you appreciate their talent for entertaining with gifts that celebrate their passion for storytelling.

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'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...' mockup

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

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There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

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Non Thought For The Day.

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"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..." mockup

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

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'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

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"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32." mockup

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

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"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

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"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter." mockup

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

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Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

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'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.' mockup

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

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'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

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"I'll need a three iron."

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!" mockup

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

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"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!" mockup

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

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'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?' mockup

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

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Max Beerbohm

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Social butterfly

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Oscar Wilde

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'Even women talk about the one that got away'

'Even women talk about the one that got away' mockup

'Even women talk about the one that got away'

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"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn." mockup

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

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"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military."

"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military." mockup

"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military."

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'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?' mockup

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

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It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat.... mockup

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

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Brenda always had Safe sex

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'Down on the farm!'

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'It's a cheeky little wine!'

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"I'm the writer, executive producer, and star of my fibs."

"I'm the writer, executive producer, and star of my fibs." mockup

"I'm the writer, executive producer, and star of my fibs."

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'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!' mockup

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

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Businessman As A Weather Vane

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'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..' mockup

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

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'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!' mockup

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'

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"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ." mockup

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

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Rambling Raconteur Gifts Collection

Rambling Raconteur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs crafted for the rambling raconteur—perfect for fueling their storytelling sessions and sharing laughs over a warm drink.

Rambling Raconteur Pillows

Find cozy pillows with humorous and creative designs suited for the storyteller's lounge or reading nook, adding personality to their space.

Rambling Raconteur Prints

Decorate their home or studio with inspiring prints that celebrate their storytelling talent and love for creative expression.

Rambling Raconteur T-Shirts

Discover fun, witty t-shirts designed for storytelling enthusiasts. A perfect gift for the rambling raconteur to showcase their love for sharing stories in style.