Robot Raconteur Gifts

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Non Thought For The Day.

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'Are you blind ref?'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

Food Blog

How Platypuses Are Born

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

Crime and punishment - football.

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

'It's a cheeky little wine!'

Cat being guarded by security mice.

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

'I get a lot of chit-chat type email gossip and I love to spread it around with a cellphone!'

Nethead strip: Long lost cousin

"And now, our motivational squeaker."