Reptile Raconteur Gifts

"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

Fearless Frog Part 3

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Crocodile

The Stripper

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Snake Eyes

Danth battle?

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"