Alien Raconteur Gifts

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Non Thought For The Day.

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

UFO Shelter

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Dalmartian Landing

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'