Alien Raconteur Gifts

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

Alien Snowmen

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

Non Thought For The Day.

Man fishing while aliens invade.

UFO Shelter

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Dalmartian Landing

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'